Ask Dave

So I have a neighbor, and his name is Dave. Dave is a police officer, so I like to ask him random questions about the law.

1. Hey Dave, if I was to speed.. which I don't speed.. but if I was how many miles over the speed limit can i go over without a cop chasing me down?

Dave Says...

Well it depends on the time of the day... Don't speed!

2. Can cops get in trouble for speeding in their cruisers?

Dave says....

*(Looks down)* Yeah...

3. Hey Dave, I'm a hazard to the road if I drive in my snuggie?

Dave says...

*(Laughs)* Does it interfere with petals?

I say...

Not if i hike it up a bit....

Dave says...

It should be fine I guess, you might get laughed at.

And that concludes my Q and A with Dave, more too come!